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LADY GAGA SHOOTS HER GUN BRA!
At her concert in Vancouver, Lady Gaga accidentally shot off her gun bra backstage.
SEAN PENN AIDS CT FLOOD VICTIMS
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO LEAVE HARLEM
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.
NURSE OF THE YEAR
NEW YORK – Weekly World News is proud to announce 2010′s Nurse of the Year.
CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.
ANN COULTER IN VOTER FRAUD SCANDAL
HARTFORD, CT – Weekly World News investigators have discovered that Ann Coulter may actually be a man.
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS NEW HAVEN
NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN’S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
