ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
Tag Archives: congress
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
CHELSEA CLINTON RUNS FOR CONGRESS
NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!
U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 1, 2001.
GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY
George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.
