WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.

NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 1, 2001.

George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!

WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.

WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”