Tag Archive | "congress"

BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS

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WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.

CHELSEA CLINTON RUNS FOR CONGRESS

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NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!

U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN

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WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 1, 2001.

GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY

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George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011

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WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.

U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION

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WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

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WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.

US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA

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WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

CONGRESS REPEALS DADT

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WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!

LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.

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WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”