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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!
ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
ED ANGER SAYS OBAMA = O-BOW-MA!
I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK
Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant
