I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!

I’m madder than a geisha in a tanning bed!

So the Commies lost two out of three big votes last night!

Man, this week just keeps getting better and better. By which I mean worse and worse!

I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!

I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.

I’m madder than the catcher at a javelin meet!

I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.

I’m madder than a Baptist at Mardi Gras!

I’m madder than a schoolmarm with a worm in her apple!