I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!

I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!

That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!

So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!

Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!

I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!

I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!

I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!

If those Norway guys can get so fed up with the Communist-in-Chief that they replace him with a cardboard cutout…

So it turns out the Secret Service let two uninvited crazies with A-rab names into a White House party!