LAFAYETTE, CO – Hundreds of people have spotted the UFO hovering over Colorado!

DENVER – Citizens of Denver rejected a proposition to track space aliens.

DENVER, CO – Mark Obmascik created a fake UFO video with his kids to pass the time, and ended up fooling UFO enthusiasts!

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News commentator Glenn Beck is taking time out from his various news shows to do comedy.

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

Playboy Kurt Fulson has never made a proposal on his knee. “Though I have, in fact, just received one there,” the billionaire told Weekly World News.