KINGSTON, JAMAICA – Bob Marley University officially opened last weekend. Already it’s being called “The Harvard of the Caribbean.”

PRINCETON, NJ – Princeton Review’s 2011 list of best party schools shocked students from coast-to-coast. Harvard is #1!

PHOENIX, AZ – With the beginning of another school-year approaching, it’s been reported that space aliens have enrolled in local colleges and universities to learn amongst humans.

BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”