LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!

O’Donnell, the Delaware Republican (and confirmed witch), who made an unsuccessful bid for U.S. Senate last year,walked out on an interview on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” after being asked to weigh in on the issues of witchcraft and gay marriage.

O’Donnell was livid.  Her head spun around a few times, before she pulled her microphone off.  She then grabbed her broom and flew out of the studio.

During the 2010 election season, video surfaced (below) of O’Donnell indicating she’s “dabbled into witchcraft.” In the clip from years earlier she said, “I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do.” The Tea Party favorite explained, “One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn’t know it. I mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that. … We went to a movie and then had a little picnic on a satanic altar.”

O’Donnell told WNN that the curse she put on Piers will cause his face to break out in boils and he will “have great difficulty speaking tomorrow because his tongue will literally be tied in knots.”   She also said that her curse will “make him bald in two weeks.”

O’Donnell is out with a new book titled Troublemaker: Let’s Do What It Takes to Make America Great Again. The former candidate signaled that she only wanted to discuss the contents of her work on CNN.  WWNs Garret Hawley reported earlier this week that in the introduction O’Donnell describes the book as “a political memoir slash campaign diary slash position paper slash rallying cry, with an emphasis on the slash.”

Here’s Christine BEFORE her head spun around.

Here’s Christine  talking about witchcraft:

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

The world’s top economists gathered with Dr. John Malley, the head of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, on Monday.   The economists believe that if the world comes together to defend the planet against the ongoing alien invasion – it could help save the world economy.

“We will need every available asset in the world to build weapons to combat the aliens that are already invading our planet,” said Harvard economist, Jacob Barron.  ”By going into production to fight the aliens, we will create millions and millions of jobs around the planet.  We may even approach full employment.”

“This is just like World  War II,” said Jean Blanchard, top economist from France.  ”We put people to work making weapons and that revives the economy.  It’s a Keynesian solution that always works.  AND we get to kill aliens at the same time.”

Dr. Malley has been battling “alien invasion skeptics” for the last two years.  ”There is overwhelming proof that aliens began invading earth in October 2010 and that the invasion will last until December of 2015.  The only reason it has not been made public is because governments and media have conspired to keep it from citizens, in order to keep peace.”  Malley told a room full of reporters from around the world.  ”It’s ironice, now that governments need to make it public to save the world from financial ruin, now they need to make it public.  That’s fine with me.  We need to prepare.”

Dr. Malley has repeatedly said that the aliens are primarily from Planet Zeeba, a planet just outside the Milky Way.  The U.N. Panel has been studying this invasion for the last thirty years.  The panel believes that if human beings behave properly we can coexist with the aliens on our planet.

But, Paul Krugman, a top economist and writer for the New York Times, was a guest on CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria GPS” on Sunday. S peaking with Zakaria and Harvard economist Ken Rogoff, he made the same case h noted that the effort of World War II helped end the Great Depression, and an effort to stop the aliens from Planet Zeeba will save us today.

“If we discovered that, you know, space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months,” he said. “And then if we discovered, oops, we made a mistake, there aren’t any aliens, we’d be better–”

“We need Orson Welles, is what you’re saying,” Rogoff cut in.

Here’s Paul Krugman on Fareed Zakari’s GPS talking about a “fake” alien invasion that could help cure the world’s economic problems.

WWN has repeatedly confirmed (and Krugman obviously knows), there IS an alien invasion going on and the world will be forced to come together to defend its citizens against them.

What Krugman doesn’t say is that the aliens are friendly. The are coming here help the earth and its people.  But if citizens of Earth become hostile toward them they will fight back.   THUS, the need for economic stimulus to build weapons to fight them.

And you don’t believe in multi-national government conspiracies?

ATLANTA – Nancy Grace announced she is going on hunger strike until Casey Anthony admits her guilt.

Oh, friend, it’s a tough day for Nancy Grace.  She is SO upset about the Casey Anthony verdict that she has holed up in her $5 million mansion and is refusing to eat until Casey Anthony confesses “to something.”

Grace is prepared to starve herself until there is justice for Caylee.

“Tot mom speaks, or I don’t eat.”  Grace said.

Grace repeated that the “devil is dancing” tonight and then told  her audience that the devil’s little helpers, the demons, are also dancing.  ”And some of them are dancing on top of my head!”

Grace has forgiven the jury for their verdict – even though she still thinks they are all “morons’ – but she still wants justice for Caylee.

Some say that Grace is doing this to keep up her ratings.  The past month has been the best month ever for HLN, largely because of Grace.

“Make no mistake: Tuesday was Grace’s Super Bowl,” says Grace’s producer.

Nancy Grace has been credited with making the Casey Anthony case a national story. She has been outspoken in her belief that Anthony is guilty of murdering her daughter, despite the verdict.  She’s a former prosecutor with strong opinions about what went on in the Florida courtroom in the past few weeks.

Grace said that the “CSI effect” had tainted the jurors’ “tiny pea brains” and said she doesn’t “give a fig” about what Anthony’s defense team thinks about her.

About the case, Grace said:  ”I’ve always said since 1984, when I started trying cases, you win or lose your case – it’s all over at the end of voir dire (jury selection). I’ve always believed that. It’s true. I think this jury hamstrung the state. The state absolutely put up a good case and I get real fed up when I hear this is a circumstantial case. Most cases are circumstantial because rarely do people commit felony crimes in the open. Murder, armed robbery, you do it in private, in secret, so very rarely is there an eyewitness or direct evidence to a crime.”

Grace was angry with the jury:  ”I would ask them why they did what they did. I’d like to know why. Not that it’s going to make any difference. There’s no way to explain their verdict, no logical way. Maybe that’s the problem. I’m trying to apply logic to people who were illogical in their jury deliberations.”

“They’re morons. Certified morons,” said Grace.

Grace will not be eating “anything, not one morsel of food.”   Especially not crow…

Looks like CNN finally has the right sources!

This week, Weekly World News broke the news that Obama had brain surgery. As the saying goes, “the Truth shall set you free.” The story has spread like wildfire and the we have, once again, uncovered the Truth.

Today, CNN and Anderson Cooper (moment of pause to reflect on his hunkness…) picked up this story and dropped a mention to yours truly – Weekly World News.

Check out the video below.

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NEW YORK – Oprah Winfrey to check into celebrity rehab for food addiction.

Oprah Winfrey will announce in her soon to air interview with Piers Morgan that she will be entering a celebrity rehabilitation program for stars with food addictions to cope with a 13+ year addition.

Winfrey has always battled with her weight and has never been afraid to discuss it publicly. But until now, no one had ever realized that her struggle was to the level of addiction. The dependency began in 1998 when the movie adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-wining novel “Beloved” by Toni Morrison flopped in the box office. The reason for the flop, well as bad luck would have it, the movie opened concurrently with the horror film, “Bride of Chucky”. And we all know that the public prefers blood and guts over sadness and depression.

Winfrey explains in the interview that this was the turning point in her life where food became a source for not only physical survival, but mental as well. She explains that when she received news of the box office disaster that she ordered her chef to make some Mac n’ Cheese to help her cope.

When Morgan asked her exactly how much the chef made, Winfrey exclaimed in her classic shouting tone “About 30 pounds worth!”

In addition to her need for Mac n’ Cheese, Winfrey also confessed to a love for Hot Pockets and Pizza Rolls.

More of the media mogul’s misgivings and mishaps will be revealed on “Piers Morgan Tonight,” premiering on CNN Monday at 9 p.m. Eastern. Her stint in rehab should not effect her new network OWN (Oprah Winfrey network).

NEW YORK -  The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention.  The U.N. has convened to discuss.

The United Nations Security Council met last night to discuss the news that the United States military is purchasing over 1 million jetpacks.   Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon called an emergency session last night due to the controversy swirling around the jetpacks.

“Member nations are all worried about this jetpack technology that the United States has kept secret from the international community,” said Ki-Moon. “We have received word for Russian spies that the United States is planning on using the new jetpack technology to wage war against at number of nations utilizing large battalions of Flying Infantry.”

Former Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, spoke with WWN last night and confirmed that the Bush Administration ordered the 1 million jetpacks back in November, 2007.  “We never would have thought that they would be in full production so soon. But this is good news for America. We’ll get them from the ground and the air.”

The Obama Administration, which has come under fire for its use of drone attacks in Afghanistan, is now coming under fire for the potential use of a Jetpack Army to shoot down the Taliban from the sky.

“It’s not fair!” screamed Taliban leader  Osama Bin Heidi.  “They cheat!”

WWN will be sneaking into the Security Council meeting and will report back to our readers.

We have learned that Ph.D. Ape has also been called in to consult with the makers of The Martin Jetpack.  “We want to make it go higher, faster and we want to make it cheaper.  Ph.D. Ape will help us achieve our goals, ” said Martin van Martin of Martin Jetpacks.

In more news. Mediaite wrote about the ace reporting of Frank Lake.

And Keith Olbermann dedicated half his show to Jetpack-Gate. Here’s an excerpt.

WWN will stay on this breaking story long after it has been beaten into the ground.

LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

Following on WWN’s breaking story about 10,000 jetpacks being bought by the LAPD,  Keith Olbermann dedicated half of his show to an in-depth analysis of jet pack technology.

Olbermann interviewed the hosts – Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman – of the popular Discovery Channel show, Mythbusters about jetpack technology and its viability.  Olbermann and others at MSNBC were skeptical that jetpacks were actually being used by the LAPD

“Not only is the technology viable, but it’s advanced much faster and much farther than we could have ever imagined,” said Savage.  “I thought this myth was busted for sure, ” said Hyneman, “but we went out to The Martin jetpack factory in Temecula and spoke with the Chief Jetpack Engineer, Robert Blanton.  He proved to us that the jetpacks work and are being mass-produced in an underground bunker in Escondido.”

There are many rumors swirling about the jetpack story, but if you want the truth you have to stick with WWN   Frank Lake spoke with Governor Schwarzenegger at length last night in an undisclosed location in Venice, CA.   “The Governor told me, off the record, that not only have the LAPD, in fact, bought 10,000 jetpacks, but the state has ordered over 50,000 – mostly to deal with undocumented workers,” said Frank Lake.

“We plan to fly over the border, scoop them up and then drop them about 50 miles south of Tijuana.  These jetpacks are going to be a big help in the keeping the border safe,” said Schwarzenegger.

Why is everyone keeping the L.A. Jetpack purchase a secret?  Why is there so much misformation and disnformation being spread by the mainstream media?

Mythbuster Savage said that the government typically keeps new technology a secret because they don’t want “the enemy” (whoever that is) to get hold of the technology.

“But we tested the jetpacks.  Adam got to as high as 10,000 feet on his first flight, and I got up to 7,000 feet, but they was probably because I ate a carne asada burrito right before takeoff.”

The Mythbusters said that with a five-gallon tank of gas, users of The Martin Jetpacks will be able to fly about 500 miles at an altitude of 5,000 feet.  “I think 100 miles per gallon is pretty damn good,” said Savage.

“This myth is confirmed!” said Hyneman.

Meanwhile, the first Jetpack arrest was made last night in Brentwood.  Two Jetpack Law Enforcement Officers arrested two women for eating salad at Whole Foods without paying.  They were flown to L.A. County Jail.

CNN followed-up on the red hot Jetpack story that Frank Lake broke right here on WWN!

WWN’s Pulitzer Prize winning reporter, Frank Lake, is being recognized for breaking the Jetpack story.  CNN dedicated fifteen minutes last night to a broadcast about Frank Lake’s reportage.  60 Minutes is planning on interviewing Lake and Dr. Barry Leed for a more in-depth discussion of the story and WWN’s ability to scoop the mainstream media.

The original Jetpack Story is HERE.

Though there are rumors swirling that the story is a fake, WWN can confirm that the LAPD has , in fact, hired 1,000 Law Enforcement Jetpack Officers.  Other cities have also placed orders for “The Martin” (as the jetpack is called) with the New Zealand maker of the jetpack.

The city of Dallas has ordered 5,000 jetpacks, San Diego has ordered 3,000 and Phoenix has ordered 4,000 that included a special “illegal immigrant” spyscope.  “We plan on using these jetpacks to put these illegals behind bars.  We’re gonna swoop down on them all,” said Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County.

Below is part of the CNN broadcast last night. The CNN correspondent seems to doubt the veracity of the story… but we will be presenting more evidence that it is true in the coming days. Fox and CNN both got it wrong. WWN got it right. Might be another Pulitzer for WWN.

YOU CAN LINK TO THE VIDEO HERE. or watch it below.

LAS VEGAS -  Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match.  Stewart has accepted.

Rick Sanchez will fight Jon Stewart at The Mandalay Bay Center in Las Vegas on December 11th, 2010.  Don King will be promoting the bout.  “Only in America,”  said King.

The other day Rick Sanchez’ made a regrettable and hurtful statement about Jews, which helped get him fired from CNN.   Rick Sanchez said this:

I’m telling you that everyone who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority?….Yeah

He also said, Jon Stewart is a bigot.  Sanchez had made occasional gaffes over recent months, for which Jon Stewart mocked him mercilessly, including calling the anchor “a total meathead.”

King and his fight promoters are officially billing the bout as:   The Bigot vs.  The Meathead.  Others are simply calling it The Rumble in Jewbana!  Tickets go on sale Tuesday, October 12th.

Stewart, who is about six inches shorter than Sanchez and weighs about forty pounds less, feels that he can knock him out in the first or second round.  “The guy is so dumb, all I have to do is say ‘look behind you’ and the meathead will turn around.  That’s when I’ll wallop him in the face.  He’ll fold like a bad taco.”

Stewart, who was born in New York City, but raised in New Jersey feels that he his Jewish heritage will be a plus in the boxing ring.  “I’m gonna rub lox all over my body before the match.  That’ll keep him away.”

Sanchez was born in Cuba, but grew up in Florida.  He thinks that the fight will “take me about 20 seconds.  All I have to do is smack the yarmulke off his head. When he goes to pick it up, I’ll wallop him in the face.  He’ll drop like a matzoh ball.”

Stephen Colbert, wanting to get in on the “action,” made a request to fight Anderson Cooper in an opening welterweight fight that night.  Cooper, who lifts weights regularly so “I look can good to the guys in the gym”, doesn’t want to fight Colbert.  Instead, he’d like to smack around Aziz Ansari – “he’s a good-looking Indian man.”   Ansari has accepted and is already drinking maple syrup in order to gain weight so he take on the slightly bulkier Cooper.

Fight odds have Stewart a 3-1 favorite.   The odds that Sanchez says something stupid that night are even money.

Place your bets!

NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!

The search for Larry King’s replacement has come to an end. Piers Morgan, judge on “America’s Got Talent” and former tabloid newsman, will be trying to fill King’s legendary suspenders. The news isn’t a huge shocker, as Morgan has been rumored for months to be filling the vacancy that will be left by King when he retires. Weekly World News did learn, however, that it was a two-horse race and that Morgan beat out WWN’s own Ed Anger.

CNN President Jon Klein told the Associated Press that Morgan will “look at all aspects of the news with style and humor with an occasional good laugh in the process.”

Morgan, former editor of News of the World and Daily Mirror, appeared in the first season of The Celebrity Apprentice and barely beat out Trace Adkins for the top spot.

“Piers has made his name posing tough questions to public figures, holding them accountable for their words and deeds,” Klein added. “He is a natural fit with Anderson Cooper, Eliot Spitzer and Kathleen Parker in our prime time lineup, and the ideal choice to update the storied tradition of newsmaker talk on CNN.”

That’s some high praise from the prez himself. Guess Ed Anger wasn’t the ideal choice – or a great fit for that matter.

“At the end of the day, we didn’t see enough humor out of Ed,” Klein told us. “He’s a very opinionated guy, who sticks to his guns, but we felt that he would just not be able to some playful banter with our guests. He would merely make them feel inadequate for not sharing the same views as his. Plus, he called me an idiot, and that was the icing on the cake.”

WWN reached out to Anger and got a few words of wisdom from him.

“I’m madder than the Jersey Shore cast at a spelling bee,” Anger told us. “Who is Piers? He doesn’t impress me. He’ll never get the ratings King got. Now there’s someone that can hold my attention. Whatever, not worth my time. Too many other problems that I need to give my two cents on – like Bill O’Reilly stealing my thunder and complaining about everything and anything. That’s my job!”