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ICE TSUNAMIS
Ice tsunamis slam Minnesota!
ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER
A psychic has confirmed that Anne Frank is NOT a Beiber fan. But, she loves One Direction!
SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW
Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
HILLARY CLINTON TO JOIN “THE VIEW”
Hillary Clinton is joining “The View” – replacing Joy Behar!
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!
With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.
COOPER-CRUISE: NEW POWER COUPLE
Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
CHRISTINE O’DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
