SAO JOSE – A runaway bull smashes its way out of a small clothes shop in Brazil!

NEW YORK – Clothing industry analysts predict clothing prices will rise 50% in the coming months.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.

CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.