I’m madder than a polar bear in a sauna bath! So now it turns out that “global warming” thing is a bigger scam than we thought.

A bunch of those science big shots just fessed up that their thing about the Arctic melting was something they stole out of an old magazine article!

Some guy at the UN read a beat up Time magazine in the doctor’s waiting room and thought, hey, this’ll help us scam the world for trillions of dollars! He probably even swiped the magazine when he left – those UN guys are such lowlifes!

It’s a good thing he wasn’t reading old Reader’s Digests or right now, kids would be forced to watch a movie called “An Incontinent Truth” and we’d all be wearing overpriced, organic adult diapers!

Now it can be told: Al Gore actually tried to use a bunch of Weekly World News stories in his stupid movie, too, but we told him to get lost.  We didn’t want Bat Boy and Bigfoot’s reputations messed up by being associated with that fat lying loser!

The other good news is that commie pinko radio station Air America finally went bankrupt. I know what you’re thinking: Ed, there was a commie pinko radio station?

But that’s the problem: nobody even knew it existed. Who wants to hear a bunch of left wingers screaming for 10 hours a day when they can hear a bunch of right wingers doing the same thing, only better.

And that fellow Rachel Madcow and the other ones had already gotten real jobs so there was nobody left to run the station, let alone listen to it.

I tell you: America is just getting better all the time! It’s at the point I can cut back on using my oxygen tank to get through another day!

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I’m madder than a hippie in a bubble bath!

So it turns out your old friend Ed Anger was right all along: this global warming stuff is a load of steaming polar bear turds!

Somebody broke into some scientists’ computers and found all kinds of stuff about them lying about the weather so they could make money and get famous.

Hell, you didn’t have to go that far to know that the whole thing was a scam from day one! Look who’s behind it all: Hollywood movie stars, kindergarten teachers and Al Gore. Those are the three dumbest people on the planet.

If Al Gore really believed this crap, would he be flying his fancy private jet all over the world? And talk about your “footprints”! Fat Al’s are bigger than a hippo’s. Last time I checked, he didn’t keep his designer ice cream and Little Debbies in a solar powered fridge.

I’ve been telling you people this for years, but you wouldn’t listen. You went ahead and bought those poisonous light bulbs and recycled your diapers or God knows what – and it was all a waste of time!

But will Ed Anger get a Peace Prize for being right all along? Ha!

My fellow Americans, now we have to get back to fixing real problems, like getting the Communist in Chief and the Hair Plug Vice President out of the White House, and putting Sarah Palin and the President Reagan robot from Disneyland in there instead!