CLEVELAND CORKSCREW
The Cleveland Indians have installed a wind turbine at their ballpark. The reason: to help Cleveland hit more home runs!
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CLEVELAND VOLCANO ERUPTS
CLEVELAND, OH – The 5,676-foot-peak, located 40 miles outside Cleveland erupted this morning.
DETROIT AND CLEVELAND TURNING INTO FARMS
CLEVELAND – With the economy in a coma – Detroit and Cleveland are becoming farms once again.
TIGER OUT!
JACKSONVILLE, FL — IMG, the sports management agency representing Tiger Woods for the last 12 years – has dumped him!
LAKE ERIE UFO
CLEVELAND – Authorities have confirmed a UFO over Lake Erie.
GYPSIES INVADE CLEVELAND!
CLEVELAND – Roma Gypsies are invading Cleveland, taking advantage of the current economic crisis to set up tent neighborhoods.
JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT!
CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!
BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
WOMAN BEATS FAWN TO DEATH
CLEVELAND, OH – A 75-year-old woman has admitted to killing a 25-pound fawn with a shovel because of the way it looked at her. Is there a deer uprising?
NEW CHEERLEADER SUSPECTED DOUBLE AGENT
CLEVELAND, OH – Teammates are becoming suspicious that recently acquired cheerleader Stephanie Peters is in fact an undercover operative from a rival high school.
