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ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN

SVALBARD, NORWAY – Reports have emerged claiming that Cindy McCain, wife of Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.

McCain Challenges Obama to a Duel

Presidential nominee John McCain wants fellow nominee Barack Obama to put his campaign ads away and instead settle the election like gentlemen—by having a duel!

The bold challenge, publicly issued by McCain’s feisty Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, would spare the American people from the typical smear campaigns and save millions of dollars in citizens’ donations, according to McCain.

UFO ALIEN TURNS HEADS IN MINNESOTA

Without warning, the UFO Alien arrived in Minnesota today, turning the heads of Republicans and Democrats alike.

Some commentators could not help but notice that the UFO Alien and Cindy McCain possessed similar headshapes.

Many insiders felt that a meeting of the minds between Cindy McCain and the UFO Alien was imminent and could take place prior to her address to the convention.