WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.

BREAKING – Due to the uproar caused by announcing its shutdown on March 15, Facebook has a new plan – charging users!

A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.

The role played by Hollywood in shaping our views on alien life has long been debated in the UFO community.

LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed that he is an American spy.

LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.

NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.

MOSCOW – Russian supermodel, Irina Shayk, is a Russian spy.