SAN DIEGO – The Chulapa Monster was discovered on Mission Beach in San Diego.

MARYLAND – Workers at a hospital captured a live chupacabra!

ALEXANDRIA, MN. – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.

PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.

LEBANON, KY – A man shot and killed a chupacabra in Kentucky!

BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

RUNAWAY BAY, TX – A man in Texas found what he believes to be a chupacabra on a golf course!

BLANCO, TX – A taxidermist in Texas says he has the fresh corpse of a chupacabra in his possession!

WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.

SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.