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KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!

By Frank Lake on December 19, 2011

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong II is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.

By Frank Lake on October 20, 2011

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!

By Frank Lake on May 2, 2011

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!

By Ed Anger on November 20, 2009

I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!