Tag Archives: christmas

NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 18, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

By Gerry Dorsey on December 12, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.

By Allie Pruitt on November 28, 2008

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.

By Reginald Cunningham III on September 29, 2008

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”