What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

SAINT LUCIA – Amy Winehouse decided to bare all this weekend, including removing her signature beehive – and witnesses were turned to stone!

TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”