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BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Thank you readers and commenters. Jingle all day!
BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!!
The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!
DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: HOLIDAY QUICK HITS
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
TOP 10 SALVATION ARMY CHRISTMAS SONGS
WWN picks the top ten Salvation Army Band Christmas Carols from YouTube.
PIG HEAD PREDICTS FUTURE
METLATONOC, Mexico – Woman shocked when severed pig’s head predicts future, thousands flock to town.
OBAMA SPENDS BIRTHDAY IN STUDIO WITH MJ
CHICAGO – President Obama spent his birthday alone, with Michael Jackson. They recorded a Christmas album.
TOP 5 BAT BOY STORIES OF 2008
What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?
UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN
NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.
AMY WINEHOUSE REVEALS ALL
SAINT LUCIA – Amy Winehouse decided to bare all this weekend, including removing her signature beehive – and witnesses were turned to stone!
