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The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

WWN picks the top ten Salvation Army Band Christmas Carols from YouTube.

METLATONOC, Mexico – Woman shocked when severed pig’s head predicts future, thousands flock to town.

CHICAGO – President Obama spent his birthday alone, with Michael Jackson. They recorded a Christmas album.

What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

SAINT LUCIA – Amy Winehouse decided to bare all this weekend, including removing her signature beehive – and witnesses were turned to stone!

TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!