This Chinese pig won’t let anything stop him.
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy.
BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.
BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.
SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.
BEIJING — China is famous for knock-off watches, clothes and bags. Now they are making fake Apple Stores!