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CHINA TO BUY ITALY
ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy
OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN
BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.
CHINA TO LAUNCH MISSILES AT U.S.
BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.
“SUPER UFO” SPOTTED OVER BEIJING AND SHANGHAI
SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS “A DANDY”
BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
BIDEN TO CHINESE: “TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!”
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that the Great Wall “must come down.”
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.
CHINA MAKES APPLE STORE KNOCK-OFFS
BEIJING — China is famous for knock-off watches, clothes and bags. Now they are making fake Apple Stores!
THE MAO MONSTER
A GIANT 55 foot ‘sea monster’ has been found washed up on a beach in China.
LARGEST SPIDER FOSSIL
The largest spider fossil ever found has been uncovered by researchers in China.
