HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.

LOS ANGELES – There are rumors out of China that companies hired to produce Kardashian products – use slave labor!

BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.

This Chinese pig won’t let anything stop him.

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy

BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.

BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.

SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.

BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”