With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.

BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”

BEIJING – It has been revealed that a cat in China has developed wings on its back!

Weekly World News would like you to meet the world’s smallest rodent, the pygmy jerboa.

PACIFIC OCEAN – Chinese Naval ships surrounded and harassed a US ship in international waters off the coast of China this Sunday.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Miley Cyrus has been accused of racism against Asians after a controversial photo was published. The Chinese government is not pleased.

BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!