Tag Archives: chimpanzee
AMSTERDAM – A new study reveals that man’s closest relative is not the monkey or the ape – it’s the long-eared, cotton-tailed rabbit!
Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!
I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.