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MAN EVOLVED FROM RABBITS
AMSTERDAM – A new study reveals that man’s closest relative is not the monkey or the ape – it’s the long-eared, cotton-tailed rabbit!
HUMAN BRAINS SHRINKING AT ALARMING RATE
Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!
CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
BLIND MOTHER GIVEN NEWBORN CHIMP
NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!
ED ANGER SAYS: ENOUGH CARTOON MONKEY BUSINESS!
I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!
CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.
