PHANTOM ALERT
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.
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PRESIDENTS DAY SALE SURPRISE
CHICAGO, IL – Sears has worked hard to secure great Presidents Day sales by conjuring up the ghost of George Washington at its flagship store.
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!
OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
RAHMBO VS BLAGO
CHICAGO, IL – Sources inside the Obama Transition Team have confirmed that Rahm Emanuel tipped off FBI to Governor Rod Blagojevich’s schemes as payback.
OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED
CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.
ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS
NEW YORK, NY – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.
OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.
OBAMA’S NEW PET
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.
OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.
