Tag Archives: chicago
CHICAGO SINKHOLE
A large sinkhole opened up in a residential Chicago neighborhood swallowing up three cars and injuring dozens.
BAT BOY UNCOVERED
Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED “OBAMA CITY”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO
Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!
U.S. INVADES CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as Special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
UFO OVER CHICAGO
CHICAGO – UFOs were spotted again over Chicago on April 2, 2011.
OPRAH BOOK CLUB SELECTION: GOING MUTANT
CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!
UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!









