Tag Archive | "chicago"
Posted on 28 October 2011
Tags: beast, chicago, Department of Defense, hairy, insurrection, lycanthropy, rahm emanuel, Twiligh, werewolf, werewolves
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
Posted on 12 July 2011
Tags: angelina jolie, barack obama, chicago, Gayle King, Hustler, Larry Flynt, larry king, lesbian, Montecito, o magazine, oprah winfrey, Oprah Winfrey sex tape, OWN, Sex, sex tape, sex with Oprah, sextape, Stedman, Stedman Graham, talk-show host, the Oprah network, tom cruise, will smith
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
Posted on 04 April 2011
Tags: alien, alien invasion. ongoing alien invasion, ALIENS, chicago, Lake Shore Drive, meteorologist, National Weather Service, Olbermann, Planet Ximu, Planet Zeeba, Rockwell, southside, ufo, UFO over Chicago, ufos, UFOs over chicago, videotaped, Windy City
CHICAGO – UFOs were spotted again over Chicago on April 2, 2011.
Posted on 26 November 2010
Tags: Bat Boy, bat boy lives, book club, chicago, dr. barry leed, Going Mutant, James Frey, Jonathan Franzen, Neil McGinnis, o magazine, oprah, Oprah Book Club, Oprah Book Club selection, oprah winfrey, Oprah's favorite things, publisher, reading, The Oprah Show
CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!
Posted on 12 November 2010
Tags: baby raps, baby sings, beyonce, chicago, Eminem, fetus, jay-z, Lil wayne, nurse's aide, raps, unborn baby, unborn baby raps
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!
Posted on 07 November 2010
Tags: Bat Boy, chicago, zombie, zombies, weekly world news, bat boy lives, Going Mutant, batboy lives, trailer, scary, protect yourself, danger
Everyone fears Zombies. Forget Zombies! Be on the lookout for Bat Boy! WARNING: Extremely bloody with obscenity.
Posted on 16 July 2010
Tags: chicago, Chicago River, dormant, dragon, fire hose, firefighter, firefighters, lake erie monster, loch ness monster, monster, monster of the week, MUTANTS, obama, river
Chicago, IL — Last night a brave South Side fireman took on the Chicago River Monster, who had been dormant for the last fifty-seven years.
Posted on 02 November 2009
Tags: chicago, field museum, ghost and the darkness, illinois, john henry patterson, kenyan lions, lt col john henry patterson, tsavo lions, tsavo maneaters, tsavo river
CHICAGO, IL – The infamous Tsavo lions, said to have killed over 100 people, were found to have only eaten 35.
Posted on 08 October 2009
Tags: chicago, elvis auction, elvis hair auction, elvis presley auction, elvis presley's hair, elvis' hair, illinois
CHICAGO, IL – A 51-year-old chunk of hair taken from Elvis’ haircut when he entered the Army is going up for auction this week.
Posted on 30 March 2009
Tags: avenue q, baltimore, cats, chicago, gps alert system, gps speed traps, gps traffic ticket, maryland, phantom alert, phantom of the opera, phantomalert.com, phantoms of the opera
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.