Tag Archives: chicago

U.S. INVADES CHICAGO!

By Frank Lake on April 17, 2012

CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as Special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

By Tap Vann on July 12, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!

By Frank Lake on April 4, 2011

CHICAGO – UFOs were spotted again over Chicago on April 2, 2011.

By Frank Lake on November 26, 2010

CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!

By Frank Lake on November 12, 2010

CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!

By Frank Lake on November 7, 2010

Everyone fears Zombies. Forget Zombies! Be on the lookout for Bat Boy! WARNING: Extremely bloody with obscenity.

By Frank Lake on July 16, 2010

Chicago, IL — Last night a brave South Side fireman took on the Chicago River Monster, who had been dormant for the last fifty-seven years.

By Maleeka Spriggs on November 2, 2009

CHICAGO, IL – The infamous Tsavo lions, said to have killed over 100 people, were found to have only eaten 35.

CHICAGO, IL – A 51-year-old chunk of hair taken from Elvis’ haircut when he entered the Army is going up for auction this week.