ORLANDO, FL – Sources close to  Casey Anthony’s attorney confirmed today that Casey has adopted a baby girl from Romania.

Reporters from Orange County confirmed that Casey Anthony applied to adopt a baby girl (2 years old) from Eastern Europe in early 2010.  Sources say she was accepted by the Romanian government – pending the conclusion of her trial.

It is expensive to adopt a baby from Romania.  Some say legal costs run in excess of $25,000 to adopt, but Casey has reportedly offered the Romanians three times that amount.

Casey has plenty of money rolling in now with book deals, movie deals and a porn video that she is slated to shoot in early August.  She is already worth over $8 million dollars because of her book deal.  READ about it here.

Sources close to friends of Casey say she offered the Romanian adoption agency $75,000 for the baby.

Casey will reportedly fly to Bucharest on July 25th to pick up the baby.  Her adoption attorney will not say where Casey and the baby will live, but many are speculating that she will return to the U.S. and live with her aunt in Texas.

Romanians are appalled about the adoption and are trying to stop it from going forward. “We do not want one of our babies being adopted by that monster,” said Flaviu Trasicu.  “We have standards here that citizens of the United States do not.  As a society, we cherish our children and punish child abusers.”

Casey Anthony reportedly wants to prove to the world that she is a good mother.  Sources say she told corrections officers in the Orange County Jail last summer that she plans on adopting 3-4 babies and having 3-4 of her own.  “She thinks she can handle a lot of kids,” said Tommy Kimplin of the Orange County Jail.  “She feels like she’s changed.”

Casey has not chosen a name for the baby girl she is going to adopt, “but it’s not going to begin with a ‘C’, that’s for sure.”

Americans are outraged about the verdict… and now this!  Some feel that maybe she should stay in Romania…

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Casey Anthony is dating Jesse James, who recently split from Kat Von D.

Shortly after visiting KROQ radio’s “Kevin & Bean” show in Los Angeles, where he skirted around questions about his ex-relationship with LA Ink’s Kat Von D, Jesse James confirmed to WWN that he and Casey Antony were now a couple.

Casey Anthony just returned from London, where she was visiting a shrine for Amy Winehouse.  Read WWN’S Report On Casey’s visit to the shrine.

“Yes, Jesse and I are dating,” Casey told WWN’s own, Foxington Delware, in Los Angeles.

James tweeted that he was dating Casey, but quickly removed it when he was getting a massive number of “hate tweets.”

Kat Von D recently split with Jesse James saying, “I love Jesse, but he’s horrible in bed.”  Kat is now back with Nikki Sixx.

Jesse denies that he is bad in bed, but his ex-girlfriends have all confirmed it.  “He’s barely six inches and he has no idea what to do with it,” said Janine Lindemulder, who was recently arrested for sexual harassment.

Casey revealed she met Jesse when she meeting with producers about her new reality show.  Jesse wants to sign on to the show as a producer.

The two met in an office in Beverly Hills and within two hours they were at the Beverly Wilshire “getting it on.”

Jose Baez, Casey’s attorney and now manager, confirmed that the two are a couple and that Casey is very, very happy with Jesse.

How long do you think the Jesse James-Casey Anthony union will last?

HOLLYWOOD -  Casey Anthony settled on a $3 million deal to pose nude in Hustler.

Last Friday, Casey Anthony was offered $500,000 by Larry Flynt to pose naked in his magazine, Hustler.  Casey Anthony’s lawyer and BFF, Jose Baez, has made a deal with Flynt that will pay Casey $3 million for a full front spread.

King of the Hustler empire, Larry Flynt, said he was happy with the deal and was convinced that he would sell enough to recoup his investment.

“As part of the deal, Larry got Casey to agree to do a short XXX film with Jesse James,” said Hustler insider, Jonny Wadlow,  Casey agreed to it and the deal was done.

Flynt confirmed the deal the on HLN’s Nancy Grace, although Anthony’s camp quickly dismissed it.  Flynt explained that Casey is trying to keep a “low-profile” and will not admit to the deal in public until it hits the newsstands – sometime in October, 2011.

“Casey Anthony is heading to Palm Springs mid-August with our photographers – and Jesse James,” said Flynt.

Why Jesse James?  Well, Casey is now dating him.  READ ABOUT IT HERE.

The head Hustler honcho, said he initially did not consider Anthony as a model after a jury found her not guilty of killing little Caylee but changed his mind after being approached on a book tour by scores of horny men demanding he make America’s most hated mom an offer.

“You’ve got men who say hey, I want to see her in her birthday suit,” Flynt reportedly said. “There may be some sick individuals . . . but that’s what life is all about.”

Hugh Hefner recently told CNN’s Piers Morgan that he, too, has heard from several men who want to see Anthony nude in Playboy. Some guys really do have a type. And by “guys” I mean “sick bastards.”

Casey has hired celebrity trainer, Jillian Michaels, to get her in shape for the shoot – scheduled for August 15th.

WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.

Statements taken from several of the workers before they were processed and detained by homeland security officials indicate the safe was loaded with more than 100 video cassettes of “chick flicks” and romantic comedies, such as “Steel Magnolias,” “Sleepless In Seattle,” “The Notebook,” “Legally Blonde,” “While You Were Sleeping,” and “Stanley and Iris”.

Additionally, workers came across dozens of audio mix tapes featuring tracks by Air Supply, Josh Groban, and Norah Jones. “I expected to find lots of papers and secret documents about torture, Iraq, Halliburton… stuff like that,” said Ignacio Cordoba of D.C. based moving company Smooth Movers. “Instead, it was just a bunch of Sandra Bullock and Dermot Mulrooney crap fests and mix tapes.”

Witnesses noted the 90-minute chrome cassettes had names such as ‘Dick’s Slow Jamz’ which featured “Here And Now,” by Luther Vandross and ‘Dick’s Heart Attack Of Love,’” which closed with Eric Carmen’s “Hungry Eyes” from the “Dirty Dancing” soundtrack.

Other handlers of the safe noted a manilla envelope that read “Reagan DNA” and a shoe box labeled “Back-Up Heart.” When Cheney noticed what the witnesses had seen, he quickly attempted a diversion by purposely pulling a muscle in his back. He will now be forced to attend President Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in a wheelchair.

When contacted, a spokesperson for Cheney said that the workers were mistaken and probably meant Dylan McDermot, but then quickly cut himself short and said “no comment.” Cheney’s office then requested the email addresses and social security numbers of the surrounding press pool in order to “contact them later with any updates”.

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire.  At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

His admission comes as a shock to most Americans, but is no surprise to anyone who knew him well.  This may also shed light on his questionable relationship with Chief of Staff Alfred Renfield.

Cheney answered several questions relating to the nature of his vampirism.  According to his statement he was bitten while on a diplomatic mission to Eastern Europe during the first Bush administration.  During the day he either works in underground White House rooms, or rests in the man-sized safe in his office.

When asked how he reconciles being a vampire with his conservative policies, Cheney growled “This is a private family matter, which we have worked through, and will continue to work through.”

Dick Cheney went on to say “I don’t believe my thirst for blood has affected my politics.”

Clearly the Vice President waited until after the election to come out of the coffin, so as to not further alienate voters already scared by the Republican Party. The recent trend in vampire-sexy with successes like “Twilight” and “True Blood” also made Cheney feel more apt to be accepted.

Vampire Advocacy groups are condemning the soon to be ex-vice president for not coming out sooner.  Gabrielle LeFleur of Fangs for Friends said “He is only encouraging vampirism as something to be ashamed of.  These Log-Mausoleum Republicans do not help the cause.”

The Vice President’s announcement comes on the heels of reports of seven missing White House interns; six beautiful women and one confused effeminate young man.  After staring into Cheney’s eyes, experts believe there is no connection.