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SECRETS OF CHENEY’S SAFE REVEALED

Posted on 20 January 2009

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WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.

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CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

Posted on 20 November 2008

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WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

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