ORLANDO, FL – Sources close to Casey Anthony’s attorney confirmed today that Casey has adopted a baby girl from Romania.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Casey Anthony is dating Jesse James, who recently split from Kat Von D.

HOLLYWOOD – Casey Anthony settled on a $3 million deal to pose nude in Hustler.

WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”