Men across the country are now getting The Charlie Sheen Tattoo. And… they’re winning!

PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.

Shocking development coming from the UK. Charlie of “Charlie Bit My Finger Again” is reported to have vestigial wings that were removed at birth. Insiders are speculating that he could be the British Bat Boy.