According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA -  Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.

LONDON – Pippa has two aggressive suitors: banker Alex Loudon and Prince Harry. Who will win her heart?

PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.

WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.

GOMA, CONGO – A new form of volcanic tourism has sprung up where visitors go inside.

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NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen has some free time – and he’s going to fill it by playing with Barbies!

SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.