LOS ANGELES, CA – Musician Chris Brown has posted a video on YouTube, declaring that he is not a monster.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Lil’ Kim may be performing on this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” with human dancer Derek Hough, but insiders revealed that Kim spent weeks practicing with a mutant dancer!

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.

LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.