CHINA– More insanity in Szechuan province today! Some locals thought they saw a hairless albino bear cub. When Chinese hunter Lu Chin drew nearer the mysterious beast though he spotted physical traits on the creature that ruled out a bear. “It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn’t have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo.”  Kangaroos are not native to China but Chin had apparently seen them on television. While DNA tests are being performed on the creature local and national media outlets have given the beast the moniker, the Oriental Yeti. The Oriental Yeti now joins the ranks of the human faced lamb, the Montauk Monster and the Panamanian Mystery Sloth as one of the most celebrated new creature discoveries.

PANAMA CITY – A group of Panamanian teenagers claim to have killed and photographed a monster!

A group of teenagers, ranging from 14 years to 16 years old, were spending time outside in Cerro Azul when they spotted the creature. According to them, it startled them when it suddenly crawled out of a cave.

As it came towards them, they panicked and began to throw things at it. It subsequently died from the injuries inflicted, after which the teenagers ran away.

Apparently they went back to take photos, as they were posted on Telemetro.com

It’s appearance near water and its lack of hair has lead to comparisons to the famous Montauk Monster, a still unsolved creature that washed ashore on Long Island.

However, the ‘paws’ on the monster are leading some to believe it is merely a sloth missing it’s fur.