The tanorexic New Jersey mother has agreed to pose nude for Playboy.  ”It will be an eight-page spread,” said a source close to Krentcil.  ”Playboy has agreed to pay for the tanning sessions that Krentcil demanded in her contract.  She will look darker than ever for the shoot!”

The 44-year-old mom is excited to bare it all and says that anybody who has a problem with her posing for the publication is “ugly and stupid and jealous.”

Hef reportedly will personally be on hand for the shoot.  Hef has long been a supporter of tanning and there are some rumors that he has asked Krentcil to move into the Playboy mansion with her 5-year-old daughter.  ”Hef has always been attracted to blondes and dark-skinned girls, so with Krentcil, he has everything in one feisty woman,” said a Playboy source.

Krentcil ignited debate about whether her tanning obsession went too far after it was alleged she let her young daughter go tanning.

The child reportedly complained to her school’s nurse of burns from the alleged tanning session.

Krentcil claimed the charges were fabricated and blamed her daughter’s burns on the sun, not artificial tanning methods. She pleaded not guilty.

The 44-year-old mom’s penchant for tanning and the resulting negative attention resulting from her arrest led one tanning franchise to ban Krentcil from using their services.

“It’s 100 percent true,” said a worker at the headquarters of Planet Sun, which does business within a short drive of Krentcil’s home in Nutley, N.J,   “She’s doing Playboy, and we’re so proud of her!”

Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days. A young Palin is clearly seen in an advertisement for Old Clandathuu’s Best lager.

Sarah Palin, beauty queen turned Vice Presidential hopeful, was crowned Miss Wasilla, Alaska in 1984.  Television coverage was broadcast from the event and picked up by aliens on the planet Wazeela.

Wazeelans, noticing for the similarity to their own planet’s name, were entranced by Palin, who won the contest easily after field dressing a moose for the talent portion.

Shortly after her win, Palin was approached by executives from Old Clandathuu’s Best for a brief advertising shoot.

Some are worried that the racy photos, featuring Palin in a swimsuit and tiara with a suggestively foaming beer bottle, could damage her folksy image or her credibility as a leader.  Sean Hannity decried these concerns as “sexist” continuing, “So what if she’s a babe?”

Given her renewed celebrity, one of Wazeela’s premier gentlemen’s magazines has offered Palin the chance to pose for a centerfold, should her election bid go south.

The McCain/Palin campaign has yet to comment officially on the issue. Palin’s relationship with Wazeela has been investigated before.