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VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK!

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LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.

SKIN BUGS WILL TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE

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ATLANTA – The Center for Disease Control has confirmed that skin bugs are turning people into zombies.

PLAGUE IN CHINA: HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF

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Here are some important steps that you can take to protect yourself and your family from the plague.

REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY

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WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.

WHO ALERT LEVELS

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The outbreak of swine flu has caused the World Health Organization to steadily raise its alert levels. But what do they mean? Weekly World News breaks it down.

DESIGNER FACE MASKS

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NEW YORK, NY – With the Swine Flu continuing to spread, people all over the world are stocking up on products to prevent infection. Top designers are offering high fashion alternatives to the common face mask.

SWINE FLU COMES TO AMERICA

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WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.

ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT

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AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!