Tag Archives: cbs
VICTORIA’S SECRET
NEW YORK – Victoria’s Secret announced today that they will be sponsoring the first ever Victoria’s Secret Olympics.
RED-HOT STREAK OVER NEW YORK!
NEW YORK – There was red hot streak shooting over Manhattan last night!
MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O
LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.
DAVID LETTERMAN, JAY LENO, BRIAN WILLIAMS LOVE TRIANGLE
NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!
DAN RATHER IS AN ALIEN
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
WILLIAM SHATNER TO BE BOYCOTTED
NEW YORK, NY – A longtime TV presence is in danger of being boycotted!
BOB BARKER SLAMS DREW CAREY
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Bob Barker has a bone to pick with the host of the show he made famous!
NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
RED SOX HOME OPENER
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.










