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RED-HOT STREAK OVER NEW YORK!

By Frank Lake on November 11, 2010

NEW YORK – There was red hot streak shooting over Manhattan last night!

By Tap Vann on November 9, 2010

LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.

By Frank Lake on September 18, 2010

LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.

By ChaseR on August 24, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!

By Frank Lake on August 16, 2010

NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.

By Gerry Dorsey on August 9, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – A longtime TV presence is in danger of being boycotted!

By Allie Pruitt on July 28, 2010

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Bob Barker has a bone to pick with the host of the show he made famous!

DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

By Dallas Commagreens on April 6, 2009

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

By Hideaki Tailor on February 6, 2009

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.