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SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT!
NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
BIDEN LOCKS KATIE COURIC IN CLOSET!
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!
CHARLIE SHEEN WINNING
Check out this mash-up of Charlie Sheen “Winning”.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME GOLFBALL?
LA JOLLA, CA – Controversial new rules aim to transform golf into a real sport.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S BRIEFCASE LOCATED
BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO LEAVE HARLEM
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.
CBS BUYS BROTHEL FOR CHARLIE SHEEN
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
JUSTIN BIEBER TRANSGENDER ON CSI
HOLLYWOOD – Justin Bieber to play a transgender runaway who is at the wrong place at the wrong time.
TIME WARNER CUSTOMERS TO LOSE TV NETWORKS
NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.










