PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.

WASHINGTON, DC – Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.

MONTERREY – A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.

BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States