ORLANDO, FL – An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.

The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

Mexican police officials have made a huge bust in their ongoing war against underground Chupacabra wrestling