US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.
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SPIRIT AIRLINES CHARGES PASSENGERS FOR OXYGEN
WASHINGTON – Spirit Airlines has come under fire from the FAA for charging their passengers for oxygen in the cabin.
US TRADES CARROT TOP FOR CANADIAN PENNIES
WASHINGTON – US trades the comedian, Carrot Top, for a truck load of Canadian pennies.
TABLOID INSPIRED POEMS
VANCOUVER – Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.
TODD PALIN’S ELECTION DAY STUNT
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day. Palin believes the stunt will increase awareness and voter turnout in support of his wife’s Vice Presidential bid.
McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”
Investment Bankers Flood into Mexico & Canada
Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security
