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LOS ANGELES, CA – a disgruntled cock fighter goes on a killing rampage.
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
SACRAMENTO – Californians better prepare for doomsday because a Superstorm is on the way – and will destroy everything in its path!
LOS ANGELES – Teena Marie, R.I.P
SAN DIEGO – A San Diego angler caught the heaviest yellowfin tuna in history!
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
SAN DIEGO, CA – Giant Squids are invading the beaches of California and they are coming by the hundreds!