MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
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CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
CALIFORNIA TO TAX TATTOOS
SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.
JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
GIANT SQUIDS
SAN DIEGO, CA – Giant Squids are invading the beaches of California and they are coming by the hundreds!
PSYCHO DONUTS
SAN JOSE, CA – A doughnut cafe in California has recently come under fire for its controversial theme.
JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON’S MEMORIAL
LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night. Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in.
CORPSE FLOWER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Thousands have attended the Huntington Botanical Gardens in order to catch a rare glimpse of a blooming corpse flower.
TWO-HEADED SNAKE BORN
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Pet shop owner Aaron Dickey was shocked last month at what he found in a litter of baby snakes.
JESUSITA FIRE CAUSED BY UFO
SANTA BARBARA, CA – The recent wildfire that destroyed dozens of homes in Southern California was started by flame-throwing UFO!
