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KILLER COCK SLAYS CALIFORNIANS
LOS ANGELES, CA – a disgruntled cock fighter goes on a killing rampage.
GIANT SQUIDS KILL FISHERMEN
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
CALIFORNIA SUPERSTORM
SACRAMENTO – Californians better prepare for doomsday because a Superstorm is on the way – and will destroy everything in its path!
TEENA MARIE (1956-2010)
LOS ANGELES – Teena Marie, R.I.P
405 POUND TUNA
SAN DIEGO – A San Diego angler caught the heaviest yellowfin tuna in history!
MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
CALIFORNIA TO TAX TATTOOS
SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.
JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
GIANT SQUIDS
SAN DIEGO, CA – Giant Squids are invading the beaches of California and they are coming by the hundreds!
