Tag Archives: burger king
TEST-TUBE BURGERS
AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!
MCDONALD’S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
BIKINI BRAWL
PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!
BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
BURGER KING BOUGHT – BIG THINGS COMING
NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!
BURGER WARS
NEW YORK, NY – The battle for number one is finally over and the results are in!
Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK
Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant






