Tag Archives: burger king

TEST-TUBE BURGERS

By Tap Vann on September 1, 2011

AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!

By Frank Lake on July 27, 2011

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

By Tap Vann on March 24, 2011

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

By Frank Lake on September 27, 2010

TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.

By Dallas Commagreens on September 2, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!

By Garrett Hawley on August 19, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – The battle for number one is finally over and the results are in!

By Reginald Cunningham III on September 17, 2008

Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant