AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.

NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!

NEW YORK, NY – The battle for number one is finally over and the results are in!

Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant