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FIJI MERMAID REQUESTS FAFSA AID

Posted on 31 March 2009

Tags: american citizenship, american samoa, bureau of mutant affairs, fafsa, federal financial student aid, feejee mermaid, fiji, fiji mermaid, Mutant Anti-Defamation League, The National Association for the Advancement of Cryptid-People, us citizenship

LEON, SAMOA – A Fiji Mermaid was denied federal student aid, and debate over mutant and Islander rights has exploded.

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UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!

Posted on 21 November 2008

Tags: barack obama, bma, bureau of mutant affairs, clinton, clinton secretary of state, commissioner, commissioner of the bureau of mutant affairs, female mutant, first female presidential nominee, hillary clinton, hillary clinton secretary of state, hillaryclinton, minority, mutant commissioner, mutant-americans, obama, obatma, president elect, washington, washington d.c.

Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!

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OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY

Posted on 10 November 2008

Tags: barack obama, barackobama, bureau of mutant affairs, california, caves, commissioner, commissioner of the bureau of mutant affairs, democratic party, half-brother, kenya, larry king, larry king live, larryking, los angeles, MUTANTS, obama family, obatma

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.

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OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER?

Posted on 07 November 2008

Tags: barack obama, barackobama, bill richardson, bureau of mutant affairs, caroline kennedy, colin powell, commissioner, gallatin county, john kerry, mutant, nepotism, obama, obamas cabinet, obatma, president elect, president-elect barack obama, president-elect obama, presidential cabinet, swamps

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.

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