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FIJI MERMAID REQUESTS FAFSA AID
LEON, SAMOA – A Fiji Mermaid was denied federal student aid, and debate over mutant and Islander rights has exploded.
UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!
Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!
OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY
LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.
OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER?
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.
