RUSSIA – There’s a girl flying through the woods outside Moscow.

At a time when “shocking amateur footage”-inspired movies like ‘Paranormal Activity’ are all the norm, here’s a video from Russia that has been raising suspicions about its authenticity. A new report (in Russian) shows footage recorded by an individual in a forest with his dog, who all of a sudden stumbles upon a young girl in the distance floating above ground.

She levitates above her mother, who runs away with her “supernatural” child when they are alerted by the man’s presence.

Here’s the description on the video:. ”I rented a video camera during a walk with my dog. I can not explain what was going on .”   The video lasts only 44 seconds, initially shows playing with the dog’s movie. When the camera went right to the screen appeared the silhouette hovering in the air in a horizontal position the girl, with a raised upper body. On the ground is, it seems, parent, watching her. A dog barked, and seeing that they are facing the camera, the girl quickly sank to the ground, after which they quickly left the place.”

Schools of Buddha and Tao suggest that people who are well improved in their practice, open channels of meridians and They can hover and fly. Many religions talk about reincarnation, and possibly due to the ability to soar brought by the ability of the last zhizni.Video under the name «the Flying girl in the Russian wood», has been presented by user Jevgenij2000. «I made shooting on a videocamera during walk with my dog. I can’t explain that there occurred », – author Evgenie has written. Video lasts only 44 seconds, originally shows the author of a roller playing with a dog. When the videocamera has turned to the right, on the screen there was a silhouette soaring in air in horizontal position of the girl, with the raised top part of a body. On the earth there is mum of the girl observing for it. Has the dog bark and a Begun, HAVING seen Them That on the videocamera is directed, the Girl Has Quickly gone down on the Earth with the then They Have Quickly mum left this Place.

At schools of the Buddha and Dao, People Assume That at who were well improved in the practice, channels of meridians are opened, and they can soar and fly. Many religions speak about transformation and, probably, ability to soar speaks the brought abilities from antecedents.

Take a tour through history to meet five of history’s most significant bad fathers!

5. Galileo

The father of modern science, as he is sometimes called, proposed that all objects fall at the same rate when free of atmospheric constraints.  The father of three children, as he is also known, never got around to proposing to their mother.  Galileo’s devout Catholicism led him to believe that the illegitimate status of his two daughters made them unmarriageable.  So he sent them away to a convent where they lived out the rest of their lives, freeing their father up from atmospheric constraints.

4. Peter the Great

The reformist Tsar of 18th century Russia charged himself with modernizing his ancient, still-feudal country.  But he was still willing to get medieval on his eldest son, who was tortured to death after his suspected involvement in a plot against Peter.  Papa of the Russian Empire don’t take no mess.

3. Socrates

Arguably the most influential figure in the history of western philosophy, Socrates’ rigorous process of logical inquiry made him a lot of fun at parties.  He wasn’t much for the family life, though: he liked leaving home and chilling with his friends so much he made a discipline out of it.  Then they had a trial and took him down for corrupting the youth of Athens.  If it was family court, they could have got him on corrupting the youth of his house.

2. Genghis Khan

Around one in four hundred human beings alive today is thought to be descended from this Mongol warrior king, although none of us have a red cent to show for it.  Invading rapists aren’t generally noted for their family skills, but since he conquered most of Asia and Europe, he certainly could have afforded to help us pay for college.

1. Buddha

This one-time prince and founder of one of the world’s major religions began his journey to enlightenment by deserting his wife and children.  Pursuing a life of introspection and asceticism, the Buddha would inspire millions with his teachings on the Four Noble Truths.  His wife got less traction with her One Noble Truth: pay child support.

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

Despite rumors of being in a relationship, Weekly World News reporters have discovered that the two are actually planning a nativity scene.

Madonna, recently off her walker after breaking her hip on stage, is planning on staging a multimedia interfaith Nativity Scene for release on her website.

Leaked shooting scripts describe an opening video, shot on a sound stage in London, with Madonna and Alex Rodriguez portraying Mary and Joseph traveling to Bethlehem.  The two mount a donkey wearing a burkha, underscored by an acoustic version of “Like a Virgin.”

The travel sequence will be projected on to the side of the Catedral Metropolitana in Rio De Janeiro, the Great Wall of China, and Mount Rushmore on Christmas Eve.

Broadcast live on the web, Madonna and the hunky Jesus will complete her artistic vision in front of an audience in Glasgow.  In a highly choreographed number, Madonna will use interpretive dance to tell the story of a promised savior, which will be translated into sign language by people dressed as Vishnu, Gilgamesh, and Luke Skywalker.

In a manger that greatly resembles Islam’s Dome of the Rock, Madonna will give birth to the sexy 24 year old Jesus while the audience is sprayed with Kabbalah water.

A Rabbi, a priest, and a Pentecostal minister will shepherd on dancers in livestock costumes designed by Julie Taymor.  Each animal will have PETA slogans written on their sides.  Actors dressed as Buddha, Confucius, and Brigham Young will come bearing gifts after following a star created from a volcano by Lord Xenu.

The performance will culminate in all the characters dancing to an electro-house version of Ave Maria, serenaded by the Vienna Boys Choir dressed as angels and suspended from the ceiling on cables.

The Pope has not prepared his reaction yet.