ATLANTIC CITY – Hurricane Irene is weakening and may not be the “apocalypse” that authorities in multiple states are making it out to be.

BROOKLYN – A young mother let her baby roll off the train to fight with another passenger.

NEW YORK – Embattled Congressman Anthony Weiner has signed a deal to be the new spokesperson for Viagra.

BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.

NEW YORK – Solar cabs die during monster snowstorm!

NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!

EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!

BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

NEW YORK, NY – A Brooklyn man has been arrested for dressing up as his dead mother to scam the government!

BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.