WASILLA, AK –  Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!

Levi Johnston just released his book “My Life In Sarah Palin’s Shorthairs” which reveals a number of new revelations.

But none is more shocking that his description of a two-month affair he had with Sarah in the year prior to her Vice Presidential nomination.

Johnston reportedly says that while he was dating Bristol, Sarah kept hitting on him and eventually, he succumbed to her advances.  They had a heated six-month affair, which happened before Bristol or Sarah became pregnant.

“Oh, everybody knew Levi and Sarah were hooking up,” said a friend close to a friend that lived near Levi said,  ”she was hot and Levi just went for it.”

In his book, Levi explains that a lot of the public hatred that Sarah Palin has for Levi is due to the fact that she is “probably still in love with me.”

Johnston in his book reportedly says that he was the one to break it off with Sarah Palin because he “didn’t feel right” doing both Sarah and Bristol.  ”I have morality,” Johnston reportedly says in the book.

Soon after Levi broke up with Sarah, she got pregnant by Todd.  And then Bristol got pregnant and… the rest is history.

Levi Johnston’s book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs,” directly contradicts much of what both Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin have been saying in public.

Johnston’s tell-all, due out Sep. 20 is a response to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin’s book “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” released last June.

Some of Johnston’s other revelations are said to include the following:

• Bristol claimed that the two first had sex on a camping trip while she was highly intoxicated on wine coolers. Johnston’s book argues that the two were sexually active well before the trip and Johnston would often curb Bristol’s drinking as it made her “lose her judgement.
• Bristol and Levi first had sex in the women’s locker room of the high school gym.  Levi was sober, but Bristol was plastered on Robitussin.
• Bristol was jealous of Sarah’s pregnancy with Trig and sought to retaliate by getting pregnant herself.  Levi tried to stop Bristol from letting him impregnate her, but she overpowered him.
• Upon hearing the news of the pregnancy, Bristol’s father, Todd Palin became aggressive and told Johnston to quit school and get a job.
• Sarah Palin wanted to adopt Bristol’s baby Tripp as her own to “avoid a scandal,” but both Johnston and Bristol were against the idea.
• Johnston was indeed present for the birth of his child, something that Sarah Palin has denied in interviews.
• Johnston denies getting another girl pregnant despite what Bristol has publicly claimed.
• Johnston claims he is a much better dancer than Bristol Palin and “if she’s any good at all, it’s because I taught her everything she knows.”
• Johnston claims he is very well-endowed.  ”I’m hung like a moose.”

In Sarah Palin’s book, “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag,” Palin called Johnston’s attempts at cultivating his fame “disgusting.” It remains to be seen who exactly is warping the truth.

When asked this morning about her “affair” with Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin told WWN she had “no comment,” but sources inside Alaska, say that it was well-known that Sarah and Levi were an item.

“They couldn’t keep their hands off each other,” said a source close to the Governor’s office.

WASILLA, AK – In her upcoming memoir, Bristol Palin tells how she lost her virginity – twice!

Bristol Palin’s upcoming memoir is entitled, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far.  In it she reveals how Levi Johnston took her virginity when she was drunk on wine coolers — then he ran off to brag about it to his friends.

She ran off and told her friends Levi had a small package.

The big revelation in her memoir is that she claims that six months after she gave birth to Tripp, she miraculously became a virgin again.

“I just woke up one day and looked at my private parts in my little mirror and saw that I was a virgin again!  It was a miracle from God and Jesus.  They gave me a second chance to be a good girl,” writes Bristol.

In her book, Bristol calls it the Immaculate Virginity.

The first time Bristol lost her virginity it went like this:  Bristol was on a camping trip with friends when she got drunk for the first time on wine coolers. She recalls waking up in her tent alone with no memory of what had happened, until she heard Johnston describing it to their friends outside.

She had been a virgin and had intended to wait until marriage to have sex. Afterward, she spoke to Johnston, and they agreed to wait until marriage to do it again.  The pact didn’t last long – they had sex right after they made a pact not to have sex again.

Palin says she was on birth control pills (for cramps) when she learned she was pregnant with son Tripp, now 2.   Levi wanted to name Tripp, “Cramp,” but Bristol won that argument.

After eight home pregnancy tests, she realized she had to face the truth. Her parents, she says, were understanding, though they insisted she stay in school. And Johnston’s reaction?

“Better be a (bleeping) boy,” he said.

Bristol was hurt by his comment, but wanted to please him.  “Maybe if  we keep having sex it’ll turn into a boy if it’s girl,” Levi said.  So Bristol and Levi went at it – day and night.  And Levi was right – “having lots of sex affects the gender of a baby,” writes Bristol.

The second time Bristol lost her virginity it went like this:  Bristol was working on Dancing with The Stars with her dance partner, Mark Ballas. They wanted to take a break, so they went camping with some of his friends.  Ballas gave her some wine coolers and she got drunk – Bristol again says this was the first time she got drunk.  When she woke up, she was backstage at DWTS and Ballas was bragging about “bagging Bristol.”

She was hurt, but she kept having sex with Ballas.  She hopes to have a baby with him soon and after that – she hopes to be a virgin once again.

“I believe in re-virginization,” Palin says in her memoir.

Palin’s book, which has a cover photo of her holding Tripp, comes to stores on June 24.

WASHINGTON, DC – Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that Paul Revere discovered America in 1915.

The former Alaska governor, originally told reporters in New England that Revere “warned the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.”

Many Americans were quick to point out that Paul Revere took his “midnight ride” to warn the colonists that “the British are coming”, he was not warning the British that “the British are coming.”

 On Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, Palin corrected herself.

“You know what? I did mess up about Paul Revere. I have since skimmed some history books and I learned that Paul Revere actually was the one who landed on Ellis Island and discovered America in 1915 – right after Neil Armstrong landed on the moon.”

Even Paul Revere was confused by Palin’s remarks:

Palin went on to say that it was Betsy Ross who convinced Paul Revere to make apple pie for the Indians he was about to kill with his machine guns.  She said she believes that Paul Revere is our least known, but greatest, U.S. President.

“I know my American history,” she said.

When Chris Wallace pointed out her many historical errors, Palin said.  “You know, Chris, if you put lipstick on a duck, it quacks.”

Wallace told Palin that Paul Revere was never President of the United States.

“Oh, Chris, there you go again, believing the propaganda put forth by this evil Obama administration.  They just want to erase all of the good American history we all learned in kindergarten. But I won’t let them forget about Paul Revere or Ghandi.  Two of our greatest Americans.”

When asked if she was going to run for President, Palin told Wallace, “That depends if George Bush runs again.  If he doesn’t, I will be certainly be the candidate, if he does, then I will have to wait until 2014 when we have our next election.”

The Sarah Palin bus tour continues today. She’s heading to Toronto, Canada to spend time with “real Americans.”

NEW YORK — The Bio Channel is giving Bristol Palin a reality series – centered on her recent marriage to two men.

The network said Monday that Palin will star in a 10-episode series. She is the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and a former contestant on “Dancing With the Stars.”

The new series will follow her move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity.

It will also follow her new lifestyle.  She recently married two men, Kyle and Christopher Massey – in a private ceremony in Utah.  The reality show will follow their new life together – as the three young stars co-parent Tripp.

Bristol fell in love with Kyle Massey, a fellow “Dancing” contestant, during the show and after being introduced to Christopher, she fell in love with him.

Like Charlie Sheen, Bristol calls her two lovers – The Gods.

The 20-year-old Palin has earned hundreds of thousands of dollars as a spokeswoman working to prevent teen pregnancy, though she does encourage teens to “have as much sex as you can, because you never know, you may get a reality show someday.”

The as-yet-untitled series is slated to air in late 2011.  She’s ready to spread her wings!

HOLLYWOOD -  After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!

Bristol Palin finished in third place on Tuesday night’s live season finale of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” ending her surprising rise to the finals of the dancing competition.

At the after party Bristol gave everyone a Bat Boy Bobblehead.  “I’ve been a Bat Boy fan ever since I was a little girl and my Mom showed me pictures of him.”   Bristol also ordered Bat Boy Bobbleheads for all her fans – mostly Republican – who voted for her to the finals.

‘I thank you all, and Bat Boy thanks you!”  Bristol said.

YOU can get in on the Bat Boy Bobblehead action too.  It’s the perfect holiday gift.  Beat the Black Friday rush and just go to the WWN Store right HERE.

Sarah Palin, who is promoting her book “America by Heart” loved receiving her Bat Boy Bobblehead from Bristol.  She was reportedly in the studio during Bristol’s final appearance on DWTS  – in which she placed a Bat Boy Bobblehead on stage with her.

Actress Jennifer Gray, who consistently scored the highest marks from judges, was voted the winner. Disney Channel star Kyle Masse took second place.

Minutes after the show ended, Sarah Palin weighed in using Twitter, and she even managed to inject a political lesson in Bristol’s results. “Well, what a great ride! Competition is good for everyone.Be inspired by those who step up to challenges & improve w/each step,” she Tweeted.  “Go buy a Bat Boy Bobblehead!”

JUNEAU, ALASKA –   Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

After Sarah Palin short circuited on the set of her new TV show, TLC officials are confirming that the popular Tea Party politician and Republican Presidential hopeful is actually a robot!

Network executives are may have to push back the last six episodes of  Sarah Palin’s Alaska after its star suffered a serious software malfunction during filming.

“At first I thought she was just being weird Sarah Palin again,” said Andy Masterson, a cameraman for Sarah Palin’s Alaska, “but then I noticed smoke was coming out of her ears and her eyeballs were dangling out of her head. That’s when I knew something was wrong.”

Several Republican leaders have now come forth with admissions that Sarah Palin is indeed a robot, designed and programmed by the Microsoft Corporation to win the presidential election in 2012.

“The Republican Party apologizes to the TLC network for any harm that might have been caused by the Palin-bot” said Republican House minority leader John Boehner. “To be honest, we had no idea what we were doing when we built her. We just wanted something pretty around the office.”

According to first hand accounts, the malfunction was caused when Rob Rigelson, a tech assistant on Sarah Palin’s Alaska, accidentally inserted his cell-phone’s memory card into Sarah Palin’s central processing center, which happens to be in her butt.

“Oh man, this is all my fault,” said Rigelson. “I was just trying to download naked TSA scans of my ex-girlfriend and my SD card ran out of memory. There was an extra microchip laying around in Sarah Palin’s dressing room, so I swiped it. I didn’t know it was her artificial brain!”

When it came time to film one of Sarah Palin’s scenes, the set technicians accidentally put Rigelson’s chip into Palin’s butt. That’s when the short circuit occurred.

TLC executives then had to call Bill Gates, the head of Microsoft and chief programmer of the Palin-bot, to fly up to Alaska and “fix the problem.” Weekly World News photographers were there to capture the moment:

This is not the first time the Palin-bot has short-circuited in public. Republican officials have recently admitted that several of Palin’s embarrassing moments, including her prank phone call from Nicolas Sarkozy and her “I can see Russia from my house” comment were actually the results of software malfunctions.

I can see Alaska from my house video:

Nicolas Sarkozy prank call video:

Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!

There’s still a lot of buzz about Sarah Palin’s book, GOING ROGUE.  But there’s even MORE buzz about the Bat Boy book, GOING MUTANT.

Let’s look at a side by side comparison:

Home state:   Alaska                                                        Home state:  West Virginia

Supports gay  marriage                                                   Opposes gay marriage

Did not fight in Afghan war                                           Earned two Purple Hearts in Afghan War.

Can see Russia from her porch.                                    Lives in a cave – has no view

Wants lower taxes                                                           Wants more Spam

Bark worst than bite                                                       Bite is pretty damn bad

Loves God and County                                                   Loves mosquitoes

Doesn’t read any magazines                                         Likes to rip magazines to shreds

Kills moose                                                                       Kills moose better

Wants to be President                                                   Will be President

IQ:   105                                                                            IQ:  220

Mama Grizzly                                                                   Bat Boy

So which book would you rather read?   Of course, GOING MUTANT… And YOU CAN GET IT HERE.

Sarah’s reading it, why aren’t you???

ALASKA -  Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!

Sarah Palin has been riding high since the big Republican victory on Tuesday.  But to everyone’s surprise the FIRST thing she did on Wednesday morning was… she joined in the fun and Bat Boy herself!

Sarah Palin knows that even though this was a big year for her and her party, becoming Bat Boy was the highlight of your 2010.   She was inspired by seeing the picture of Bat Boy in the East Village last Monday!

Sarah Palin wanted to know what she would look like as Bat Boy?
So  she did it.

Now for the first time check out the official Bat Boy Yourself facebook application from Weekly World News.

It’s live right NOW so click below and make someone smile on Election Day!

GO BAT BOY YOURSELF on FACEBOOK!!

And here’s a little love song to Sarah Palin for you:

HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again.  Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.

Last week, Bristol Palin took her first steps in rehearsal for her turn in the Dancing With The Stars ballroom. The former first daughter of Alaska joined her partner Mark Ballas at a studio to begin rehearsals for the eleventh season of the hit ABC show. She got close to Mark quickly and… now WWN can confirm that she’s pregnant with his baby.

“Mark and I really clicked and… one step led to another.  I’m pregnant.”   Ballas said that at the first Dancing With The Star rehearsal, he felt a real “soul” connection with Bristol. They went back to his apartment,  made love and… “on the first try we made a baby.”

Dancing With The Stars host, Tom Bergeron told WWN that producers had talked about having a “horizontal dancing” segment on the show but “it was just too risqué,”   Bergeron said. “If there were a competition for that, Bristol and Mark would win hands down. They must really be in sync rhythmically.”

The teenage mother told WWN that “I never got the sex talk from my mother, so it’s not my fault that I have sex all the time and I get pregnant.  She should have told me how it all works.”  Mark Ballas, 24, said that he did get the “sex talk” from his parents and did know how it all works, but he didn’t have time to put on a condom, “We were in the groove. We didn’t want to mess up our routine.”

When Levi Johnston heard about his ex-wife, the “woman-that-gave-me-a-life,” he said, “Mark Ballas is hot.  I would have slept with him, too.  He has great abs. They’re not as good as mine, but they’re good.”  Levi was disappointed that Bristol decided to call Mark Ballas “Baby-Daddy” and that she is calling him “asshat” now.

After learning that Bristol was pregnant again, Sarah Palin told her husband, the First Dude, to make a chastity belt for Bristol.  “She needs to lock that thing up. Throw away the key!”

Producers of Dancing With The Stars are deciding whether to let Bristol continue to compete in the show.  “Technically, there are three of them dancing, and this is a couples competition.

Asked whether he was going to marry Bristol, Mark Ballas simply said, “Dancers don’t get married.  It’s not good for  our footwork.”  Bristol’s other baby, Tripp, was unavailable for comment.  He doesn’t speak yet.  But some observers said they thought they saw him smile, he seemed happy about getting a sibling.

NEW YORK, NY – With the crib notes incident behind her, Sarah Palin has voiced her anger over a popular show’s spoof!

The show, Family Guy, recently aired an episode in which they mocked Trig Palin’s Down syndrome. Palin was more than displeased with the episode. She went to her Facebook page and said, “it feel like a kick in the gut.” Her daughter Bristol weighed in on the subject, calling the writers of the show “heartless jerks.”

The episode featured Chris – the Griffin family’s son – bringing home a girlfriend with Down syndrome. The character said that she was daughter of the ex-governor of Alaska.

The animation’s creator, Seth McFarlane, said that the show was “an equal opportunity offender.” He also added, “from its inception, Family Guy has used biting satire as the foundation of its humor.”

Palin added that the issue “begs the question, when is enough enough?”

Check out her interview below.