WASILLA, AK – Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!

WASILLA, AK – In her upcoming memoir, Bristol Palin tells how she lost her virginity – twice!

WASHINGTON, DC – Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that Paul Revere discovered America in 1915.

NEW YORK — The Bio Channel is giving Bristol Palin a reality series – centered on her recent marriage to two men.

HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!

JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!

ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!

HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.

NEW YORK, NY – With the crib notes incident behind her, Sarah Palin has voiced her anger over a popular show’s spoof!