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BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT
NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!
CAMERON DIAZ WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER
NEW YORK, NY – Don’t believe us? Go ahead and search for her – we dare you!
BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
BRAD PITT & NANCY PELOSI MAKE IT RIGHT
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi Made It oh so Right with Brad Pitt yesterday when she tried to steal him from Angelina Jolie!
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
