PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!

NEW YORK, NY – Don’t believe us? Go ahead and search for her – we dare you!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi Made It oh so Right with Brad Pitt yesterday when she tried to steal him from Angelina Jolie!

NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.