ALABAMA – 70 dead dolphins washed ashore. It was not due to the BP Oil Spill. Authorities confirmed the deaths were caused by aliens from Planet Zeeba.

ANCHORAGE, AK — The world’s largest canola oil spill happened in the Bering Sea last week!

NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!

NEW YORK, NY – Despite the tragedy that the Gulf oil spill has caused, there are still a few bright spots!

NEW ORLEANS – BP wants the oil spill to go away so bad that it’s resorting to extreme measures.

WASHINGTON D.C. – From the comfort of the Oval Office, President Obama shared his thoughts on the BP oil spill!

NEW ORLEANS, LA – A couple of photographs turned up some interesting sights in the clouds!

LONG ISLAND, NY – One college professor thinks she has come up with the solution to the BP Oil Spill!

IRELAND – One gambling website is using the BP oil spill to spark some betting!

NEW ORLEANS, LA – BP has run out of ideas and is looking for solutions from anywhere and anyone!