BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been spotted lurking around MIT! Is he there to see his musical?

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?

BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.

BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

“No haggling, no violin lessons, I don’t even have to leave my living room.”

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”

Last month, following a lovely dinner at Japaneteria, David and Jane Bennett were celebrating their honeymoon in the middle of Weller Lagoon when David’s amorous advances became a little more than the boat could handle.