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AMANDA MARCUM ENFIELD
She’s the new Katherine Webb!!
BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
BAT BOY SPOTTED AT MIT
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been spotted lurking around MIT! Is he there to see his musical?
RED SOX HOME OPENER
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
APRIL FOOLS WORM REMOVAL
BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?
SOMETHING FOR EVERY BAT BOY
BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.
ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES
BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.
Satan Trading for Souls on Craigslist
“No haggling, no violin lessons, I don’t even have to leave my living room.”
Amish Use Zombies for Labor
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
