BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA

By Frank Lake on July 12, 2011

PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.

Headlines, Mutants, Politics, TopStory

JET PACK OFFICERS ON PATROL

By Frank Lake on June 1, 2011

PHOENIX – Arizona has purchased 20,000 Martin Jetpacks to patrol the Mexican border.

Headlines, TopStory

ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!

By Frank Lake on August 13, 2010

LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!

Headlines, Politics, TopStory