NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Irene will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.

NEW YORK – Sex education will be mandatory for all 5-year-old children in NYC

George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!

NEW YORK – Mayor Michael Bloomberg is banning the sale and giveaway of tote bags in New York City.

SAN ANTONIO, TX – A city panel cleared the way for construction of a Mexican cantina at The Alamo.

“The presidential candidates were right: Main Street IS more important than Wall Street. So I woke up this morning and decided to officially change the name Wall Street to Main Street.”