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THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!

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LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!

STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE

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A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN

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Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.

EU Urges Integration of Vampires

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The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner’s Butt

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A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!