Tag Archives: blood
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!