NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.

NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!

NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps.

NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.

WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.

NEW YORK, NY – Two of the hottest individuals in entertainment today have decided to start some romance!

NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.

NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.

NEW YORK, NY – Bill O’Reilly has a bone to pick with Jennifer Aniston!

NEW YORK, NY – Two news hosts have engaged in a war of words!