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BILL O’REILLY LEAVING FOX NEWS
Bill O’Reilly shocked the cable news world today, by announcing he is leaving Fox News to go to CNN.
KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.
GLENN BECK MOVING TO CHINA!
NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!
FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS
NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps.
RACHEL MADDOW, BILL CLINTON FEUD
NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.
BECK: “MLK IS MY BROTHER”
WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.
KIM KARDASHIAN AND JUSTIN BIEBER DATING
NEW YORK, NY – Two of the hottest individuals in entertainment today have decided to start some romance!
DAN RATHER IS AN ALIEN
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
BED BUG MILITIA TARGETS CNN
NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.
JENNIFER ANISTON “DESTRUCTIVE TO OUR SOCIETY”
NEW YORK, NY – Bill O’Reilly has a bone to pick with Jennifer Aniston!










