According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!

HOLLYWOOD – Comedian Bill Maher is renouncing his American citizenship and moving to Tahiti.

LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County health officials say a deadly disease found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion was caused by Bill Maher.

DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.

So everyone’s picking on that Bill Maher TV guy for saying he doesn’t like vaccinations!